Lucy: So this girl I knew in high school found me on Facebook. I told her I was writing a romance novel, and made a joke about heaving bosoms. She read it as me talking about how much I like having bosoms. Isn’t that funny?
Lucy’s Hubby: Yeah.
Lucy: I told her I did like having bosoms though.
Lucy’s Hubby: So you haven’t talked to this girl in 10 years?
Lucy: Nope.
Lucy’s Hubby: And your first conversation you mention heaving bosoms.
Lucy: Yes.
Lucy’s Hubby: This, honey, is why people think you are weird.
Lucy: Oh. Really?
Lucy’s Hubby: Yes.
Lucy: So that’s why.
Lucy’s Hubby: Yes.
Lucy: Well, okay. Do you think I’m weird?
Lucy’s Hubby: Yes.
Lucy: Do you mind?
Lucy’s Hubby: No
Lucy: Well that’s good. I do like heaving and having bosoms.
Lucy’s Hubby: I like you having bosoms, too.
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I would totally have a conversation with someone I hadn't talked to in years, or ever, about having bosoms. But I am inappropriate like that.
Also, hi, it's TheVaginaWig from Jez :)
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