Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Don't Be a Fool When You're Foolin' Around

Dear Experts at Glamour:
How do you ask your partner to have a STD check-up?

Dear STD TBD:
We suggest that you do not ASK your partner to have an STD check-up, but rather TELL them no more nookie until they do! How simple is that? You might also volunteer to have a check-up done at the same time, not only to encourage your partner; but also because if they have the Clap then very likely you'll also be hearing the sound of applause. Sex is fun, until somebody loses an eye. Or something.

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